Every so often there are national emergencies we have to cope with. Remember those long-ago times of curfew when citizens, whether they liked it or not, had to put up with their near and not-so-dear for the full 24 hours of a day? A husband, a wife and two children was a normal household, but one acquaintance of mine went really over the top with FIVE offspring and the inevitable husband, hereinafter to be referred to as DB (or Dearly