You, Me & Tuscany is the rare contemporary romantic comedy that’s getting a full-fledged theatrical release, rather than sticking to streaming, where the genre has experienced a revival in the 2020s. But despite going out in thousands of theaters nationwide before eventually turning up on Peacock, the Halle Bailey/Regé-Jean Page team-up feels inescapably like a post-streaming rom-com: It has two well-known faces at its center, combined in a way that seems slightly more algorithmic than chemical, flanked by a low-wattage