Allan Tooker of Kirribilli definitely remembers the 1950s Sydney tram advertisement (C8) mentioned by David Morrison this week. According to Allan, “this is an earworm that I have endured since my 1950s youth.” I’ve lost four toes in the mountain snows,An eye in the Tasman Sea,A hand and a jaw on a circular saw,And a foot by a falling tree.But I never get ill from cold or chill,My health I can aye ensure,By wetting my throttle,In time with a bottle,Of