How’s this for openers?

More wine woes (C8), this time with Mickey Pragnell of Kiama: “My wife’s work group asked at an outer Sydney bowlo for a bottle of bubbly for a celebration lunch. The waitress returned with something she called ‘curvy brute’ and proceeded to attack the cork with a corkscrew.”

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