“Are any other Col8-ers annoyed and/or amused by the TV commercial where a man is lying on his back under a car, talking while eating a biscuit topped with desiccated coconut – all while claiming that his brain is ‘always switched on’?” asks Randi Svensen of Wyong. “I’m so enthralled waiting for him to choke that I have no idea what product he’s spruiking.”